You guys know that crappypasta Sonic.exe right? Well recently, I found the way how to break that curse.
So, I was just playing The Last of Us on my PS3. I heard a doorbell ringing so I paused the game and I checked out who it was. It was mailman. He gave me mail and left, but before he left he said
'You can break the curse.'
So I opened the mail and I saw blank disc and a writing on it. 'Round2 - break Sonic.exe curse' was written. I was confused for a bit then I remembered Sonic.exe. So this is round 2?
I booted up my computer and put the disc. Then I entered it and I was greeted by message:
'Ready for round 2?'
I was brought to the main screen just like in Sonic.exe but Tails, Knuckles and Dr. Eggman had already looked dull and with the bloody eyes. Suddenly I was brought to the main scene of the game in the grey background and red water. But instead of Sonic.exe, Sonic was standing there, breaking the fourth wall with blank expression. And then I had to choose Sonic, but there were three sprites (from the original StH, StH 2 and StH CD). I chose StH CD Sonic.
The name of the level was 'Last Chance - Act 0'
I spawned in the flat level. There were some blood in the ground and I saw some rings in front. I collected 56 rings, but I was greeted by the messages written in blood.
'You can't escape.'
'Give up now'
'No hope!'
'Dead hedgehog'
At the other end of the Act 0 were those checkpoint computers. The monitor showed number 5 in static.I went back to the other and there was computer with number 4. So it was going on until I smashed computer 0. Out of curiosity I checked level once again. In the middle of the Act was huge ring. I touched it and Sonic disappeared.
I was in Act 1 Hill Zone but it was flat with grey sky and blood-red water. What I saw was disturbing. Tails was laying there in grey color and he lied in a pool of blood. I saw Knuckles who met the same fate as Tails. And there was Dr. Eggman dead. Then I saw some of these dead animals stabbed. As I left these animals. Sonic.exe appeared.
It showed close-up of his face with a message written in blood saying...
'Going somewhere?'
Then it showed close up of Sonic's face with a normal message saying...
'Yes... I'm going to kill you!'
I was on a small piece of land because there were spikes everywhere. Sonic.exe was flying everywhere. I had only one way to kill him: Super Sonic Spin Attack. Then Sonic.exe stopped after I hit him several times. He became grey and exploded. He was dead. For the good.
Now the screen faded to the Sonic.exe Hill Zone Act One. The music turned into Hill Zone Act One theme. And no it wasn't reversed nor slowed down. Just regular theme. The sky turned into blue and water turned blue. It showed Tails in his regular color and there wasn't a pool of blood. The best part was that he was revived! I mean, he woke up! It happened the same to Knuckles and Eggman!
It faded to the beginning of the Sonic.exe's Hill Zone Act One. Sonic was there and I ran.I saw that these poor dead animals were revived too! I passed the sign to finish the game. The sign showed Sonic.exe's face but when I spin-dashed it, it showed Sonic's face. The best part: Tails, Knuckles and Eggman were waiting Sonic there! They all broke the fourth wall and waving to me.
Then it showed that the game was over and these four characters were standing and looking at me. There were 2 message.
'Thank you for saving them and killing Sonic.exe'
'Bloody eyes are not scary after all...'
I smiled at them realizing that the Sonic.exe is dead and that everyone are fine!
The end